Corker

A corker is a lady who masturbates with a bottle of sparking wine. Part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before orgasm and causing damage.

Posher ladies use champagne, the lower classes use Lambrini

Sub division:
If said lady refers to sipping a glass of rose she's corking whilst on the blob

Darling, I think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. That Sheila is a bit of a corker

by mig the awesome October 29, 2012

corker

A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course.

Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."?
Tim: "Yeah, that was a real corker!"

by Corker-Man November 11, 2009

white corker

When a man is about to ejaculate and he plugs up his piss hole so his cum cannot cum out and it hurts like hell!!!

A man is having a wank and he doesn't want to make a mess everywhere!!!

by SICKO 666 February 9, 2004

corker

it is when a person sticks their thumb over the penis head when giving a handjob. when they blow it doesnt come out and blows their ball up.

the skanky bitch gave him a corker, and he is stuck in the hospital for 1 week.

by Phil McCrank May 24, 2005

corker

a man who eats avocados on a hot day while frying potatos

i am a corker

by god on holaday May 9, 2022

corker

an annoying nickname youve had since you were little.

Hey Corker. Do this and that.

by Bob February 26, 2005

Corker

At a gathering/party consisting of heterosexual males, if it is suspected that a few of them are homosexual, each heterosexual man acts as the corker and plugs his anus/rectum with a cork in order to prevent the forced unwanted entrance of a penis. The process of corking usually occurs in the early morning when mot heterosexual men are falling asleep.

Mike (Heterosexual Man): C'mon John, lets corker it up and hope Tiago and Danny don't decork us.
John (Heterosexual Man): Good thinking man. Lets cork it.

by Kap One July 31, 2007