“The result of unintentional impregnation with a mix of Shit and Cum - Ejaculating in a woman’s vagina after having had anal sex with ample cock soiling by fecal matter followed by impregnation of the woman where the excrement contaminated the insemination process and hence effects the personal development of the fathered child”.
by Nihilist 1 September 16, 2009
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Syn: Get him some fucking Brompton Cocktail.
Jimmy *Searching for a steak taco*: Sure.
Syn: Get him some fucking Brompton Cocktail.
Jimmy *Searching for a steak taco*: Sure.
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Get the cocotaso mug.When a woman doesn't know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the cum cocktail:
A mix of different semen.
A mix of different semen.
In a National Bank of Sperm pamphlet, you can read:
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.
Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.
Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.
by Monsieur C January 16, 2014
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Friend 1: You seem happy today!
Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!
Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!
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Get the Cocktail Shower mug.An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.
The Cocoa Scale is:
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
by i-ain May 30, 2009
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