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Cocomelon

Wow, little Johny is a Cocomelon addict.

Baby Susanna is on that Cocomelon like she on her momma's titties.
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Cocomelon

A childrens cartoon with a weird ass name.
A series of cartoons that will make you realize how far ahead of your time you are, and how fucking sad that is, as well as how fucking sad this world is getting for you because you are getting so fucking old.
Cocomelon sucks dick.
by chickennoodle972 October 31, 2021
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cocomelon

A dumb youtube channel that is fueled by virgin little babies, and should be deleted off of youtube.
In addition it is the enemy of pewdiepie our king.
My ex girlfriend is like cocomelon
by anonymous March 29, 2021
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Cocomelon man

A large beast that jerks off to cocomelon in the closet of your bedroom.
by MilkyMilky69 February 7, 2022
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cocomelon

fuck them
cocomelon fucking sucks
by h9girbvg sijufxgcaringvbikasfe February 19, 2022
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cocomelonoffical123

a tiktokrr that is amazing
person one:hey did you see that new tiktok cocomelonoffical123 posted???
person2:no tf who is that.
person one:get out my house
by theultmasochist/footfart July 30, 2021
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cocomelon

that annoying ass movie your kid likes
TV: cOcOmElOn dOo DoO dOo dOo DoO dOo
Sibling: ew wtf that baby looks like you dude
Baby: ?
by mintehberri August 7, 2022
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