cockpiece 

the area of one's pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it's proximity to the male genitalia.

guy number one: dude they're gonna confiscate my gin.
guy number two: chill brotha, put it in your cockpiece. they'll never find that shit.

cockpiece by steve aoki March 29, 2011

rockupied 

occupying time that could be done doing work by listening to rock music

i couldnt do my homework because i was rockupied.

rockupied by screwged December 27, 2010

cockpiece 

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

cockpiece by JayR August 27, 2003

cockpiece 

Also the etmylogical root of the name "musicboy". Describes the actions of one who spends his mornings listening to Dvorak and his nights by the men's urinal in Clapham Common. Typified by an inability to make decent jokes and a small reproductive organ.

An observer: "Musicboy - you're a cockpiece."

Musicboy: "Yes I know! Have you heard my latest symphony, I made it in the shower!"

An observer:"Liar, for a start, you couldn't fit in the shower"

cockpiece by rudeboy August 1, 2004

Mockupied 

To pretend to be busy to get out of something you dont want to do.

Friend: Hey wanna go grab some dinner with me?
Me: (Damn it i hate that girl, ill pretend im mockupied)
Me: Sorry, Im really busy

Mockupied by VirginScorpion September 5, 2012

Cockapide 

When you get all your mates together and fuck each other in the ass in a circle so when 1 thrusts you all do.

Hey boys wanna get together tonight for our
bi-monthly cockapide?

Cockapide by BDWP August 31, 2020

Cockpiece 

The man in the relationship

“You seen that bloke with the bird next door?”, “Yeah, can’t make out if it’s her brother or the Cockpiece”.

Cockpiece by pxrider69 October 22, 2022