Conqueror

A brit who smells of crumpt crumbs and butter. He must have tea PROMPTLY at 12:30 noon, if he does not he irl ragequits or takes his rage out on the lovely, sexy, musclebound, gargantuan-penis-hasing dark blade. But Dark Blade never takes any of his slander and immediately puts conqueror in his place. Conqueror has yet to realize that Cubans are the superior race, a known fact to 97% of the population (remaining 3% are descendants of the KRUMPT klan). Hopefully conqueror will step out of his ignorance in the coming years.

Holy shit! He's eaten 2,345 crumpets and still going! What a conqueror!

by BAKAMOTO TAISHO January 22, 2009

cockberry

Similar to dingleberry ... when ones penis swells and is the color of a blueberry! Most commonly caused by impact of fist to penis.

Oh my! My penis has turned cockberry!

by Bob the Builder#2 September 22, 2005

Conquerors

Slang for the Age of Empires II expansion pack. A good game, indeed.

"Hey hombre, you wanna play some Conquerors?"
"Nah, amigo. I'm stuck makin' cigars till five."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

cockberries

when those little peices of poop get stuck in the hair on your taint.

damn, can you help me with all these cockberries?

by kara_schratzke_09 July 15, 2009

Cockenormency

A very small penis.

He had a rare case of Cockenormency.

by bonesAKA July 24, 2016

Cockenormency

A very very (VERY) small penis.

He had a rare case of Cockenormency .

by bonesAKA July 24, 2016

cockerrifying

when your so cocky until you are terrified by another cock

sheesh, that's so cockerrifying when im happy

by underrated aero turret September 27, 2021