Cocktart

1.)Term of endearment from a guy to his sexually deviant girlfriend. (note: make sure she IS a sexual deviant before utterring the word "cocktart")

2.) Female version of Fucktard.

I love you, Cocktart!

by Jeff Anderson December 28, 2005

Cocktacular Bitchwagon

A fucking idiot driving a car that doesn't understand how to drive. Changes lanes without signaling and then honks when you become angry. Also is filled with white trash people.

Wow, fucking cocktacular bitchwagon just cut me off.

Lets follow them and slash the tires.

Deal.

by AFMotoX311 October 20, 2009

Cocktart

(Noun.) a dick sooooo juicy it makes all the nogbas at the party ejaculate their mf pants dog. He gin’ jiz gonna make me act up and do something I’m gonna regret. Might fuck around and suck a nogbas girthy nigba shmeat.

Man: MO say he gonna go on jail named and he’s gots a cocktart

by KG&GB May 18, 2021

cocktater

1. Refers to the taters that compliment your man-meat. They're essential for a full and balanced diet. Just like steak and potatoes or meat and veggies. Except this deals with genitalia.
2. A derogatory term for any douche bag or cock-juggling-thundercunt. Use excessively and without discretion.

1. Man... your girlfriend really likes sucking on my cocktaters.

Nope, we're all out of tater-tots but I have a pair of cocktaters for you.

2. Stop being such a cocktater.

by Jimmeny April 11, 2008

Cocktache

1 - The use of a penis as a fake moustache

2 - The arrangement of semen as a fake moustache

3 - An arrangement of pubic hair

He found it difficult to preen his Hitler cocktache

by DKwordsworth August 9, 2010

cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

by asperger's September 5, 2012

cocktraction

A sense of attraction that a male can determine by the intensity of erection.

I have a very strong cocktraction toward that girl with the bumpin' booty.

by Trautsauce February 15, 2014