cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

Cockslap

When you write penis in big letters on your hand with wet ink, then slap someone round the face so the word _PENIS_ in prints on their face. :)
It's another term for bitchslap basically. (:

"I'll bitchslap you!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'll cockslap you!"

by DinosaurRoarrx March 23, 2010

phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.

girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*

by eekcmnads December 2, 2009

Cockslapper

Pimpslaprickey x Cockslinger ship

"Cockslapper is my OTP!"
"Cockslapper is the cutest couple on Tumblr, period."
"Cockslapper is couple goals." "Brooo, Cockslapper is sooo toxic..." "No, actually they are dark romance." "Yeah, that makes them toxic..."

by E.M.O.means:EatMeOut February 12, 2026

Cawkslappa

Cawkslappa or Cock-Slapper defines a person being slapped with a cock.

Misuses of this word include Chickens being slapped in the face by a Rooster and someone being Turkey-slapped.

How does a good Cawkslappa feel HawkerX?

by bigone001 October 21, 2010

cockscapade

Girls night out involving a lot of alcohol where the aim is to pick up a guy/s

Variation of escapade. Example 'My boyfriend has just dumped me I need to pick up. Let's get all our single girlfriends together and go out on a cockscapade'

by DArch October 21, 2013

Cockslap

Dude punches girl in the face with penis

Cockslaps are used in porn

by Pornspecialist June 6, 2019