Cockslop

1. n. bullshit, hogwash, balderdash, counterfuck

2. n. an exclamation that describes a disgusting substance

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 1)

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 2)

by Fuck-Nev-Itch October 18, 2011

cockslaughter

The act of committing a cockblockwithout intent.

I was hitting it off with this chick at the bar, but david made such a drunk ass of himself that she just left before I could even get her number. It was definitely cockslaughter.

by thespot84 July 5, 2008

cocksnap

Scientific term: The tearing of the erectile tissue in the penis. This may rupture the vas deferens, thus causing impotence and infertility.
Most commonly used as an insult to those who are iritating f**ks!

1."F**k off Adam you cocksnap!"
2."Adam, if you don't stop being an arrogant knob, I'll give you a cocksnap!"

by camdaddy November 30, 2004

Cockslap

The most humiliating act a man could ever give. Should you be the unlucky victim of a cockslap, especially when you're sleeping, the best advice is to kill yourself.

"Haha, I gave you a cockslap you when you were sleeping, and filmed it!"

by Chris Ioakim December 10, 2008

cockslap

Verb. To induce or cause a smack to the face with a penis of abnormal size

He was quick to avoid that cockslap

by Thebloodyjew January 1, 2008

Cockslaps

The slapping of one's Cock repeatedly. Usually a preferred method of violence against another for sexual reasons.

One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.

Cockslapper : Hey, what the fuck? Do u want me to Cockslap you again?

Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!

by Cockslappin' since '94 May 19, 2010

cockstomp

When someone cockblocks you so hard it's almost as if they have taken your cock and stomped on it with cleats.

-He actually cockblocked me three times over the course of the weekend.

-Dang. That sounds more like a cockstomp to me.

by Nordic Semen December 1, 2009