cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

by rob April 4, 2003

cockashaer

To cockashaer, you shake, or wiggle, your cock, or penis.

Adrian cockashaered in front of a random girl.

by BoobisYummy May 25, 2020

Cocksmash

When a male repeatedly thrusts his package vigorously against a person of the opposite sex, in a dry hump fashion. Most incidences are often seen in night clubs involving alcohol consumption.

WARNING: May cause member of the opposite sex (the cocksmashee) to gain whiplash.

Wow, I was trying to "swing my hair back and forth" but that guy kept cocksmashing me, RUDE!

by cocksmash2010 December 30, 2010

Cockwasher

A depraved degenerate that enjoys giving oral pleasure to men with filthy genitals.

Clifford is a cockwasher that enjoys pleasuring homeless men with his mouth.

by Dragonwolf April 24, 2023

cockbastard

Someone who is a cock and a bastard or someone who was born without a cock... A good insult... Similar to the word fucktard

"You fucking cockbastard"

by Tim James August 4, 2005

Crockashark

A cross between a crocadile and shark, found in shallow muddy waters around the southwestern tip of austrailia and sometimes in the canal that goes past our office. They have a tendancy to bite those who anger them with non funny remarks / bad accents. A mysterious creature, the crockashark is know to have a penchant for tank tops.

"Is that a Crockashark bite on your leg Anne-Marie?"

by biro1983 March 7, 2007

aggrivated cockasians

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.

The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians

by Swollmeier November 13, 2016