cockpit

A compartment for the pilot and sometimes also the crew in an aircraft, so named by stewardesses because the mile-high club was (obviously) initiated there.

Flight-fag: "<Sigh.> There's a fat couple stuck in the bathroom. I swear, these people need to join Jenny Craig before the Mile-High Club.

Tinkerfluff Tina: "You tell the Air Marshal. I'm gonna' go show the hot co-pilot why the cockpit is better than first class."

Flight-fag: "But,... the Air Marshal is the blumpkee in the shitter and the co-pilot is my cum dumpster."

by Bachelor boB January 8, 2011

cockretary

A woman or man who you employ to sit under your desk at work to take care of your boners.

My new coworker is hot! Good thing my cockretary, Sheila, is in today to take care of my stiffy.

by Liospoogeadon June 6, 2011

Cocket

The pocket created by your foreskin. The space between the head of your penis and the end of your foreskin.

"Hey wanna go to the store?"

-'Yeah! I think I've got some change in my cocket'

by T1kc May 7, 2013

Cocklette

A tiny tampon-sized penis.

That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.

That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!

by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013

Cock Pet

A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.

Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.

by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014

Cocketeer

A dude sporting a hard, rigid cock.

This locker room is full of cocketeers.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018

cockpit

The place under a manager's desk where a secretary or other subservient administrative staff member would go and perform favors for raises.

Mary reluctantly went into Bob's cockpit. When she was done though, she got a 10% raise.

by Bald Cyclops June 25, 2007