cockmeister 

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

you cockmeister

cockmeister by \'if you can\'t pronouse this then you are a f July 31, 2003

cockmeister 

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'

cockmeister by 'if you can't pronouse this then you are a fucki July 31, 2003

Cocktosser

A guy known for tossing his cock at every piece of pussy that walks through the door. Usually riddled with STD's, Cocktossers get laid so often that they will eventually turn gay or start raping sea animals.

Tommy's such a cocktosser, I called dibs on that asian chick that he's currently fucking in the bathroom.

Cocktosser by milflips December 9, 2010

Cockmoss 

A mysterious lichen that grows from the base up along the length of some rather unwashed male cocks. It is thought to be caused due to repeated contact between the penis and couch cushions, or possibly contact with the vagina of a femenazi.

Joey: *fucks couch*
Dema: Hi joey!
Joey: *fucks dema*
Dema: What is that delicious-looking lichen growing on your cock?
Joey: SHUT UP FAG

Cockmoss by Katsudo July 1, 2003

cockmeister 

someone in the game known as Blackjack who has a lot of poker chips and he/she bets a lot of them so another opponent who has a lot less chips has to quit

"That cockmeister last night made me quit because he had a ton of chips! That greedy faggot!"

cockmeister by doober buddies June 29, 2009

cockmeister 

see Nellex

People who don't like the matrix are cockmeisters

cockmeister by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Cocktosis 

When your dick is shoved between your own ass cheecks.Almost like a "cameltoe".

Ugh,shit my dick is in between my ass,this cocktosis hurts.

Cocktosis by Bodom AsSid January 2, 2009