warholstering cockmongerer

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.

Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

by top hat September 7, 2008

Cockmonger

A promiscuous trader in cock, especially his own.

The carefree cockmonger sat legs apart on his beachchair watching the girls go past.

by Randy Lawford March 7, 2025