Cockgobbler

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.

Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.

Cockgobbler by jabrody August 1, 2010

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cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock

Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers

cockgobbler by Anonymous June 17, 2003

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Related Words

cockgoggler • cockgoggle • cockgobbler • cockjuggler • cockjiggler • cocklogger • Cockboggle • Cockdoggle • Cockgagger • Cockgobler

cockwoggler

A person who woggles cocks.

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.

cockwoggler by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021

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Cockgoggles

The word cockgoggle can be used in many ways, when someone wishes to express general displeasure they would use the cockgoggles form of the word.

Cockgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of cockgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.

Person 1: Dude, they decided to replace Cortana with Guilty Spark in Halo 3.

Person 2: Cockgoggles! That's going to ruin the game!

Person 1: Naw man, I'm just messing with you.

Person 2: Man, you can be such a cockgoggles sometimes.

Cockgoggles by Necromas December 9, 2008