cockalock 

someone who is being a dick to someone else you haven't seen in a long time that is visiting for a short while

i miss you man!!!
Sorry for bein a cockalock when you were down here.

cockalock by the hairy yak June 6, 2010

cockalocka 

When a man blows a load up into the vaginal cavity so hard that it sticks to the back of the uterus, and doesn't get expoliated until menstration.

Amanda: Dude, i cockalocka'd in Mary's vagina on a scary mountain last night.
Courtney: She will be feeling that when its her time of the month.
Amanda: I hope so. shes a fucking skank

cockalocka by sanfron and juanita April 13, 2009

Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!

when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!

Cockalocken by the word master of words July 11, 2016

cocklooking 

When a man looks at another man's penis. Usually seen as rude or invasive

Guy: I caught this dude cocklooking in the showers at the gym the other day. He got his ass whooped

cocklooking by Dick H. Ertz November 27, 2019

Cockrocking

Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?

A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"

Cockrocking by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

Cockalocktia by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

cockshocking 

to get arosed by object or person

1.WOW! she cockshocking!
2.That give me a cockshock!

cockshocking by himynameisdillion May 21, 2009