cockstain

Being an annoying tard, who clings to something larger.

John howard is such a stain on george w bush's cock.. pure cockstain

by Dezbin January 27, 2003

cockstand

The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.

Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!

by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009

cockstain

being a stain on a cock, something annoying and.. annoying?

That bitch was such a cockstain

by Tensop January 27, 2003

cockstain

A person who considers themselves to be AnCap or Anarcho-Capitalist.

John: Tyler felt the need to buy a recreational RPG with the money he got from selling meth to 12 year old hookers..

Robert: Sounds like he became an AnCap.. What a fucking cockstain.

by DerpHouseCentralM8 October 4, 2016

cockstain

after having anal sex with your partner, but before wiping off, slap the significant other across the face with your poo and jizz covered penis

honey would you like to try a cockstain?

by DonJuanFranko May 1, 2017

Cockstang

When a dumb little whore bag fucks a horse.

Wow i heard that bitch is a cockstang.

by Jefferymall from wikipedia July 18, 2009

cockstain

An ancom (anachist communist) who thinks the word "cockstain" is a good insult.

Huehuehue, ancaps are such cockstains

by Johan Kepler October 8, 2016