Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 2, 2022

Shot his cock off

Description of someone who has suffered very uncomfortable financial losses.

The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.

Barry leveraged-up his holiday-pad on the coast into one of those Enhanced-Income Yield Funds.

He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.

Barry has shot his cock off

by DonPaullo April 23, 2009

cock off

The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.

I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.

by glitterguts November 2, 2014

Cock off

A slang term used to tell someone to go away

Oh cock off you nob 'ead

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016

knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

rockin' my cock off

a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar

nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"

by sergeant pebble December 8, 2022