One Eyed Cock 

That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!

Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”

One Eyed Cock by Curly26 June 24, 2019

cockeyed 

out of balance, needs straightening.

That picture is cockeyed.

cockeyed by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

Cockeyed Freak 

Cockeyed freak is a term usually used on a nigga that is cockeyed, and is stupid

Isreal: Is 2+2 5?
You: No! You cockeyed freak!!

Cockeyed Freak by Zombie234 July 18, 2019

Cockeyed 

When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.

Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?

Cockeyed by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Cockeyed 

When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.

guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!

Cockeyed by Ah cha cha chaaa November 15, 2009

cockeyed 

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to be cockeyed, or alternatively, to have cock in the eye

that chick's cockeyed

cockeyed by fkr July 30, 2003

Cockeyed 

When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.

I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription

Cockeyed by Ham_Samich May 19, 2022