Cock Jockey

A lone penis humper, that is often found as a faggot. Cock Jockey's are usually found as stupid plump bastards. Also known as "Ass Bandit" or "Butt Buddy". Cock Jockey's are not rare, there are seen in your everyday life BEWARE!!

DAMN NIGGA!!! That Cock Jockey over there just ate a 5 foot penis!

by Colin Reineck(not a cock jockey) December 28, 2005

Cock jockey

Someone who is riding the bosses junk hoping to land a promotion or be on the boss's good side

Brent keeps agreeing with management , even though he said he doesn't want to work on Christmas . Yea he has been a real cock jockey for mr. Scrooge lately

by Webstersdude92 April 3, 2015

cock jockey

small man who rides fast penis

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

cock jockey

1. A derogatory name for a person who acts differently when alone than when they are in a group.

"Chris is such a cock jockey, he and I had breakfast yesterday and now he is being all cherry to me."

"Wow, that guy rides so much dick he should be a cock jockey."

by Mary L August 30, 2005

cock jockey

1. One who worships the penis and will do anything to get it.
2. Loosely used to describe a friggin moron
3. Used against a man to either disrespect or instigate a physical confrontation.

That Jawakatima Luvenisha Jenkins ain't nuthin but a cock-jockey
Hey you cock jockey!!!
That's why your daddy is a cock jockey

by Montee Williams December 28, 2005

cock jockey

a person that rides dick. either a dirty hoe or a fag

see fag (none british meaning)

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

cock jockey

A girl that is an expert at handling a cock.

Lauren L. has had every cock in Massillon, she's a real cock jockey.

by Ask me all about the HO Lauren July 7, 2009