Cobwebs

When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.

James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.

by Sold For Parts August 01, 2011

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 22, 2003

stepans cobwebs

Slang term meaning semen

Wow she got stepans cobwebs all over her face

by Amazon.com/cobwebs September 11, 2018

cobweb cooter

A vagina that has not seen action or sex in a while

Oh that disgusting cafeteria lady is always pissed. She must have a cobweb cooter

by Ferbas January 26, 2013

Dust the cobwebs

Having sexual relations after a long period of abstinence.

I need to dust the cobwebs out soon, it's been 4 years since I've had sex.

by mybroslilsis91 January 22, 2019

Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

Cobweb Trib

When two elderly women participate in the sexual activity known as tribbing.

Jimmy: Dude, I walked in on two old hags doing the cobweb trib at my grandmother's nursing home.

Paul: Holy fuck bro...you didn't happen to film it did you?

Jimmy: Of course I filmed it, you fucking retard.

by BANJOBRAZILIAN January 31, 2020