A cheap economy car that was supposed to be Chevy's answer to the SRT-4, but fell far from the mark. The car has a supercharger that just can't supply the kind of power that the SRT-4 can. Typically people who purchase this car are total Chevy nut jobs who can't face reality, that regardless of what track, drag strip, or rally event you go to, the Cobalt SS will never be as quick as the SRT-4.
Jimmy "Hey man, why can't my Cobalt SS keep up with your SRT-4???"
Allen "Because my SRT-4 has some 30 more horsepower than your Cobalt SS, sucks to be you!!"
Allen "Because my SRT-4 has some 30 more horsepower than your Cobalt SS, sucks to be you!!"
by Dale "Dillweed" Earnhard January 06, 2007
None, this is a definition. "cobalt-60"
by daft August 18, 2006
A car that started production in 2008. One of the fastest fwd producion cars in the world, both on the 1/4mile and road courses, even tho it is still underestimated by both the tuner and muscle crowd but it is earning its reputation by winning races. This version of the of the cobalt ss responds VERY well to basic modifications, in some cases gaining 50whp and 100wtq off of a tune alone thanks to the STOCK twinscroll k04 turbo. The main downside to this car is that without a tune anything you do to the car performance wise is a waste of time and money because the ECU will not let you gain any peak hp or tq due to the "learn down" system. Thankfully once you get past the initial down fall of the "learn down" system the car is great, and so is the 2.0L motor that is basically fully built from factory and proven to be able to hold up to 550hp stock.
yo did you see that cobalt at the track he ran 12.6 @ 114 on street tires, i thought he had a ton of money under the hood but when i talked to him and he said all he had done was a tune, downpipe, and a drop in air filter... i NEED to get a cobalt ss/tc right now
by Widowedeight October 15, 2009
by hyppopotamis November 30, 2010
The Cobalt Pill is named after the color, and it's an upgrade to the Blue Pill, but taken to the extreme. It's the complete opposite of the Scarlet Pill. Colbalt Pillers usually don't conform to traditional standards of masculinity.
Both Red Pillers and Scarlet Pillers amongst others, usually refer to this type of man as simps, effeminate men, white knights, soy boys, and feminist allies, depending on the context or situation.
Colbalt Pillers have low testosterone, pander to women, are wishy-washy, passive, have unmanly physical traits, and possess hypomasculinity.
Examples of Colbalt Pillers are husbands who were turned into feminists, thus becoming feminist allies to women. They believe in the "Believe Women" slogan. They actively believe in and use astrology. All men should open up and express their feelings. They make decisions based on pure emotions. There are no gender differences, both genders are equal, regardless of what biology states. While they believe in equality, they still give special privileges to women. They put women on a pedestal and call them Queens, regardless of whether they deserve it or not.
Both Red Pillers and Scarlet Pillers amongst others, usually refer to this type of man as simps, effeminate men, white knights, soy boys, and feminist allies, depending on the context or situation.
Colbalt Pillers have low testosterone, pander to women, are wishy-washy, passive, have unmanly physical traits, and possess hypomasculinity.
Examples of Colbalt Pillers are husbands who were turned into feminists, thus becoming feminist allies to women. They believe in the "Believe Women" slogan. They actively believe in and use astrology. All men should open up and express their feelings. They make decisions based on pure emotions. There are no gender differences, both genders are equal, regardless of what biology states. While they believe in equality, they still give special privileges to women. They put women on a pedestal and call them Queens, regardless of whether they deserve it or not.
How I wish these Cobalt Pillers would stop putting all these undeserving women on pedestals. It would solve the female delusion in a heartbeat.
by Mister Arbiter September 07, 2024
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One of the quirkiest compact cars made by General Motors in 2005-2010. Its cousins built on the same platform. (Pontiac G5, Chevrolet HHR, and Saturn ION.) are the same damn thing but designed a little different and with different manufacture badges. The Cobalt came with a N/A 2.2L I4 (148 HP), N/A 2.4L I4 (177 HP), and a 2.0L Supercharged I4 (205 HP). (Turbocharged in 2008-2010).
by Someone into General Motors April 03, 2023