A cheap economy car that was supposed to be Chevy's answer to the SRT-4, but fell far from the mark. The car has a supercharger that just can't supply the kind of power that the SRT-4 can. Typically people who purchase this car are total Chevy nut jobs who can't face reality, that regardless of what track, drag strip, or rally event you go to, the Cobalt SS will never be as quick as the SRT-4.
Jimmy "Hey man, why can't my Cobalt SS keep up with your SRT-4???"
Allen "Because my SRT-4 has some 30 more horsepower than your Cobalt SS, sucks to be you!!"
Allen "Because my SRT-4 has some 30 more horsepower than your Cobalt SS, sucks to be you!!"
by Dale "Dillweed" Earnhard December 9, 2008
Get the Cobalt SSmug. None, this is a definition. "cobalt-60"
by daft August 18, 2006
Get the cobalt-60mug. A car that started production in 2008. One of the fastest fwd producion cars in the world, both on the 1/4mile and road courses, even tho it is still underestimated by both the tuner and muscle crowd but it is earning its reputation by winning races. This version of the of the cobalt ss responds VERY well to basic modifications, in some cases gaining 50whp and 100wtq off of a tune alone thanks to the STOCK twinscroll k04 turbo. The main downside to this car is that without a tune anything you do to the car performance wise is a waste of time and money because the ECU will not let you gain any peak hp or tq due to the "learn down" system. Thankfully once you get past the initial down fall of the "learn down" system the car is great, and so is the 2.0L motor that is basically fully built from factory and proven to be able to hold up to 550hp stock.
yo did you see that cobalt at the track he ran 12.6 @ 114 on street tires, i thought he had a ton of money under the hood but when i talked to him and he said all he had done was a tune, downpipe, and a drop in air filter... i NEED to get a cobalt ss/tc right now
by Widowedeight October 14, 2009
Get the cobalt ss/tcmug. by hyppopotamis December 1, 2010
Get the yellow cobalt codemug. by alurem May 3, 2022
Get the Cobalt-60mug. by 2GTBT September 9, 2023
Get the Cobalt Countermug. Cobalt is the 27th element on the periodic table. It is used in lithium Ion batteries, steel production, a composer of vitamin B12, and a plethora of other industrial uses. A big source of today's cobalt ore is from the Congo which is mined by thousands of little starving African children. If they do not meet their daily quota, Elon Musk himself orders Tesla executives to bludgeon the African children.
by ElementMan74 December 23, 2021
Get the Cobaltmug.