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Cheefing a goofer

"Did you see where our mexican gardener went?"
"Yeah he's in the shed Cheefing a goofer."
by fuckdude March 9, 2009
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Cleef

To observe in a silently cool, menacing fashion; to creep or lurk in the way of western film actor Lee Van Cleef.
"That guy behind the counter was totally Cleefin' you."
"I made one joke, and the whole room starts Cleefing."
"No reason to Cleef, chief. I'm just making a sandwich!"
by poinsonousascancer March 10, 2018
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creef

Olde English word for the MonCreiffe family in Scotland in Perthshire who live in Crief Scotland. It is the name of the hill overlooking the sacred site of Scone and has been a place of worship since the time of Christ when the Scoto-Picts lived there.
Literally the name means The Hill with the trees on it. The first spelling was in a Charter in 1199, Cref. In a 1641 Scottish Parliment hearing it was spelled Creef, before the translation back to MonCreieffe.

It is generally accepted that the name is Gaelic from the 12th century, Crubha Cnoc.
Another variation is Monadh Craoibhe, pronounced, "MOH-nee KREE-vuh"
The ancient royal palace of the Picts of Forteviot can be seen from the summit of this hill.

The ancient battle, Monad Croibhe, of the Picts was fought there in 28 AD.
The MonCrieffs, MonCreefs, Criefs, Creifs,
Creefs, MunCrief, MonCrieffes, have been around for a long time. Not exactly a clan of Scots, but more of a like people from an ancient civilization that was an is a crossroads between the Highlands of Scotland and the lowlands going to Glasgow and Edinburough.
by Denoter May 21, 2009
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Ceefer

By day, a basement dwelling cat. Ornery and grouchy, Ceefers prefer to sleep most of the day in a box labeled "summer clothes" instead of their bed.

When not receiving adequate petting or cuddles, Ceefers will deposit a small fecal mound upon the threshold of doors or on comforters.

Other ways of displaying resentment include sneezing mucous onto your face, or depositing vomit into the hood of your favorite christmas sweater.

Ceefers typically sleep on average, 23.5 hours of the day, the remainder of the time they can be found in their most natural habitat, the homo sapiens sapiens "bed" for cleaning, sleeping or rubbing their butts on the comforter.

Preferred activity of choice: cuddles, and headbutts.
"Awe man, Ceefer just barfed into my sweater"

"Thanks for pooing in my sleeping area Ceefies"
by catlady101 February 3, 2010
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cheefH

Its definition is the same as cheef, a term meaning idiot, plonker or prat. The addition of the silent capital H, is reserved only for instances where, a person can be described as behaving like a "Right cheefH" where there idiocy has passed any respectable boundary.
<Ben> Easy dude, can I have that £5 you owe me?
<Neil> Stop lying, I don’t owe you anything!
<Ben> Give me the £5 you cheefH!
by Ben November 23, 2004
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cleefer

a person who shits on your chest during intercourse.
Person A- Dude, your girlfriend is such a cleefer i can't even handle it!
Person B- dude i know i love when she pops a feces on my collar bone
Person A- dudeee i wish my girlfriend was a cleefer!
by Cleopatra696969 March 15, 2008
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