Riding the cotton clydesdale

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.

Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.

by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022

Lather you up like a Clydesdale

When you roll a Mica around in butter and dust her with PCP and smack her on the ass and watch her run down the Novus.

What a great pool party!!! I can’t wait to Lather you up like a Clydesdale tonight!!

by LauraLove941 November 29, 2019

Bloody Clydesdale

When you’re fisting a girl on her period that hasn’t shaved her legs for two weeks

Jorge: “I just gave sally a bloody clydesdale this morning”
Tim: “you rock dude”

by Msoups April 26, 2024

clydesdale

Girls at rave parties who wear knee high fuzzy boots and booty shorts. Known for their "trot" like dancing, these girls only look good after drinking a 12pack of bud.

A group of clydesdale's is also known as a Budweiser commercial. An older clydesdale is known as a cougar-clydesdale, and depending on her condition should more than likely be put down.

by thebearwiththehoney May 5, 2011

Clydesdale

That big-booty type of woman that make every other sit the fuck down. Carrying herself and all that self respect, plus all the weight just like a Clydesdale. It's not uncommon for a Clydesdale to impress everyone.

Dwam! Who's that? A fucking Clydesdale.

by DeltaKT January 3, 2024