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The Crucifucks

The best punk band of all time, hailing from Lansing, Michigan their brand of punk pissed off everybody from Ronald Regean to Christians to police (never more apparent then it their song Cops From Fertilzer). Lead singer Doc Corbin Dart schreechy vocals put the sound of pure hate to the ears of all TRUE punk fans.
The Crucifucks are the best punk band of all time.
by Dokkensucks753 July 30, 2009
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cockfuckwankerbastard

What you say to someone if they've made you angry beyond all belief.
Guy - What!! You slept with my wife threw a pig at my car and shoved explosives in toilet!
Guy #2 - Yes.
Guy - Why you cockfuckwankerbastard!
by The Koaladude September 12, 2005
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cluckbucket

John Wagner is a cluckbucket;

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Dude's having another baby with that girl? What a cluckbucket.
by Kyle Radley April 18, 2008
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cluck fuck

This is considered 6 or more people fucking like chickens
ahh damn i wish i would have gone to that cluck fuck last night i reallly missed out
by Bag of tea June 7, 2009
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clustfuckery

1- Actions or behavior typically associated with or performed in a clusterfuck.

2- The product of a clusterfuck.
You are acting like a chicken with your head cut off. Quit your clustfuckery!

Did you see their science project? Complete clustfuckery. They're going to fail for sure.
by raggedy rag bag November 20, 2009
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crucifuck

One partner does the "Jesus on the cross pose" with arms spread wide and feet crossed while the other partner fucks him or her.
"James nailed me against the wall last with a good crucifuck"
"Baby, I'm so horny. I'm gonna fuck you like Jesus on the cross. Prepare to be crucifucked"
"He did me so hard I was crucifucked"
by ledirious August 10, 2016
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Crucifucked

A kink involving a person being tied to a cross and fucked. Like Jesus was crucified to the cross, but in a sexual kinky way.
"This hot kinky guy crucifucked me so hard last night, I couldn't walk the next day"
by em kcuf 333 July 12, 2017
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