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clownzoned

when somebody (or multiple people) say that you're a clown more than once. Similar to friendzoned, except you're a clown.
Alternatively; clownzone:
to accept your clown fate and be in it neck deep, whether you like it or not.
You just called me a clown... my friend just called me a clown like an hour ago... I guess I'm just getting clownzoned today, huh.
by KING JOSHUA October 21, 2019
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clownboozled

When somebody was tricked into doing something by Globohomo agents.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy was clownboozled into not surrendering to Russia
by AnonDoxy April 13, 2023
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Clownoodle

When a tranny Kisses and cuddles someone
A saw a tranny clownoodle a minor
by AnonDoxy April 13, 2023
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clowndown

EZ lay, a woman that is easy to get into bed
She was a clown down
by cecil the diesel May 20, 2004
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Clintoon

Parody of President Clinton's last name. Created by Republicans who are righteously indignant that he had SEX in the WHITE HOUSE with a WOMAN.

Often used by Republicans to deflect attention from failures of George W. Bush shrub
Republicans hate Clintoon because they're uptight about sex.
by Dems Rules November 13, 2006
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clowntrodden

Those who have nightmares of red foam noses and fake tears and greasepaint.
Protect the clowntrodden! Just say NO to balloon animals.
by LMNO/Daven March 23, 2005
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Clowncoin

Noun. 1) a cryptocurrency built on blockchain technology, uninterrogated ethics, and appalling credulity. 2) a currency of the US Congress. 3) a threat to sue by the 45th President of the US. 4) the currency of clownarchy. 5) an investment in pageantry. 6) a loan from Deutsche Bank. 7) an emolument. 8) payment tendered for suppression of truth regarding a sex act.
I tried to wash trade my Clowncoin before exchanging them for Litecoin while my hacker team based in Puerto Rico ran a dope pump and dump job on Bitcoin, which I used to pick up even more Litecoin and a new token in which I'm principally vested for close to $1.5B. Another day at the market for a savvy entrepreneur and compassionate dolt like me. I work hard for my money, muthafukah.

Q: Why don't you shut the fuck up about Clowncoins and other bogus currencies?
A: Because the first amendment prohibits congress from making a law abridging freedom of speech.

Q: Why don't you report your Clowncoins to the IRS?
A: Because the fourth amendment guarantees an implicit right to privacy. (My body, my abortion, my Clowncoins...)

Q: What can you purchase with Clowncoins?
A: Same shit as Bitcoin.

Q. Will you agree to repeatedly sell me Clowncoin for, say, Litecoin or Bitcoin or Ethereum in exchange for purchasing it back at a higher price?
A. Of course. Or we could leave it to the bots.

Q: What do you mean by Spoofy?
A: I mean it's a Spoof, like Clowncoin.

Q: Have you estimated a market capitalization for Clowncoin?
A: Yes. By the same calculus as Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, Fantasy, and Alchemy.
by @RealityWinner March 4, 2018
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