Clowncoin 

Noun. 1) a cryptocurrency built on blockchain technology, uninterrogated ethics, and appalling credulity. 2) a currency of the US Congress. 3) a threat to sue by the 45th President of the US. 4) the currency of clownarchy. 5) an investment in pageantry. 6) a loan from Deutsche Bank. 7) an emolument. 8) payment tendered for suppression of truth regarding a sex act.

I tried to wash trade my Clowncoin before exchanging them for Litecoin while my hacker team based in Puerto Rico ran a dope pump and dump job on Bitcoin, which I used to pick up even more Litecoin and a new token in which I'm principally vested for close to $1.5B. Another day at the market for a savvy entrepreneur and compassionate dolt like me. I work hard for my money, muthafukah.

Q: Why don't you shut the fuck up about Clowncoins and other bogus currencies?
A: Because the first amendment prohibits congress from making a law abridging freedom of speech.

Q: Why don't you report your Clowncoins to the IRS?
A: Because the fourth amendment guarantees an implicit right to privacy. (My body, my abortion, my Clowncoins...)

Q: What can you purchase with Clowncoins?
A: Same shit as Bitcoin.

Q. Will you agree to repeatedly sell me Clowncoin for, say, Litecoin or Bitcoin or Ethereum in exchange for purchasing it back at a higher price?
A. Of course. Or we could leave it to the bots.

Q: What do you mean by Spoofy?
A: I mean it's a Spoof, like Clowncoin.

Q: Have you estimated a market capitalization for Clowncoin?
A: Yes. By the same calculus as Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, Fantasy, and Alchemy.

Clowncoin by @RealityWinner March 4, 2018

Clownsona 

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.

"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Your Clownsona fits you very well."

Clownsona by SymbolTheClown May 15, 2017

Ass Clowning 

Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.

If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”

Ass Clowning by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011

clowning 

Being played or treated as a joke

“Dang john was clowning with Sally’s feelings”

clowning by beingclownedon July 12, 2019

Clownington 

The highest possible echelon of a clown. About 90% of the things they say or do is just some clown shit. Basically every group has at least one. A clownington can be looked at in two different ways. One such way is that someone is such a fucking meat-head that clownington would be an appropriate name. On the other hand, it could be someone who will always seize the perfect opportunity to troll another whilst not really giving two fucks about the outcome/saying stupid shit on purpose.

"Look at this fucking clownington over there."

Clownington by #1Clown9StraightYears September 10, 2020

Zoom Clowning 

The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.

This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.

"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"

"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."

Zoom Clowning by bird_brain April 3, 2022

Clowncident

A extremely foolish occurrence. A form of every day slap stick humor.

Mike: When we were camping Jane managed to get her hair caught in the tent zipper.

Bob: That sounds like a complete clowncident.

Clowncident by Staje July 19, 2010