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Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.
Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.
by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010
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clotheshorse

Someone who's main pleasure in life is derived from dressing fashionably; this is often accompanied by the collection of obscenely large quanitities of clothing that may or may not be worn more than once.
me: I went shopping again >guilty shuffling of feet<
friend: What did you buy?
me: This dress. It was $150.00
(sidenote: we are poor students)
friend: OH MY GOD!
me: No but wait - it was half price!!!
friend: >rolls eyes< Didn't you buy a pair of stilletos last week that were "half price"? That's MEANINGLESS. You're such a clotheshorse.
by Nicole September 4, 2003
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clothesline

a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'
Hulk Hogan gave a wicked clothesline to the Macho man.
by Russell July 11, 2004
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fully clothed

covering the entire body, in a way such that is appropriate for the situation. In a snowstorm, you would not be considered fully clothed in a bathing suit. However, such clothing is considered "full" when you are at the beach.
You need to be fully clothed to enter this store, son." or "Are you crazy?! Why are you so fully clothed when it's 70 degrees out!?
by Karlmaster169283469135 July 7, 2011
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Clothed Three-Way Outercourse

A sexual situation that involves either two guys and one girl or two girls and one guy. All participants have their clothes on and there is absolutely no penetration. Actions can include stroking, touching, rubbing, spooning, and manual masterbation. Common places to partake in this action are on couches or in movie theaters. CTWOs (as they are better known) are for people that aren't ready to go for intercourse or where it would be too akward to have interocurse with three people.
Jack: I can't believe this is happening

Jake: I know. Who knew she would ask us both for a back massage.

Jack: Even if this Clothed Three-Way Outercourse doesn't lead to anything she's still so hot it doesn't matter.

Jake: Great job man. We go too hard.
by 69master December 23, 2012
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Clitheroe

A mad town in lancashire with a castle the size of a 2005 Ford fiesta, and loads of supermarkets.
I went to clitheroe still, I did the stanky leg in the castle
by LidlDefenceLeague May 8, 2020
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Leadfoot Clothesline

Leadfoot Clothesline occurs when the driver of a vehicle has to break suddenly at a high to moderate speed. Concerned for the safety of the passenger riding shotgun the driver thinks that in the event the seatbelt fails, or you are not wearing one. They believe they will be able to prevent you from hitting your face off the dashboard or being ejected from the car entirely nulling the laws of motion and momentum, using only but one fully extended right arm. This will always result in a back hand to the chest, neck or face and an immediate apology.
"I guess you didn't see that car pull out, thanks for trying to save me with the leadfoot clothesline but now my chest hurts."
by Richkjak November 28, 2009
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