Clother 

A person or group of persons unable to finish an order of chicken wings, or one who is an unskilled bowler.

Ha! look at that fucking clother, he bowled another gutterball! He probably couldn't even finish a plate of Hot wings!!

Clother by andyman4213 February 21, 2009

No Clother 

When you’re taking a shit and it gets so bad you have to go commando.

Bro I took the nastiest no clother last night. Really? Yeah my ass was on fire

No Clother by GoogleSlide September 23, 2021

cracker jack clothes 

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.

Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

cracker jack clothes by real metal people February 26, 2011

clothes mountain 

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.

"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"

clothes mountain by Nennis October 9, 2008

Clotheses 

Plural for clothes according to some hot German guitar player-player.

I like to be naked, without clotheses

Clotheses by TheMusicGhost September 27, 2010

The emperor wears no clothes 

"The Emperor Wears No Clothes" or "The Emperor Has No Clothes" is often used in political and social contexts for any obvious truth denied by the majority despite the evidence of their eyes, especially when proclaimed by the governmen

When people say "The emperor wears no clothes", they mean that other people need to stop being ass kissers to a political leader and see things for what they truly are instead of denying the truth of the situation.

It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.

The emperor wears no clothes by ATruthSeekerForLife October 8, 2013

Cupboard full of clothes

Cupboard full of clothes is another way to say closet=closeted.

All that's left of us, is a cupboard full of clothes.

Cupboard full of clothes by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021