A faceless town in northeast New Jersey where I grew up. Closter is like a small rock orbiting New York City, like all the other bland suburban towns in the metropolitan area. Despite its veneer of affluence, Closter was home in the 1960s to some of the most vicious miscreant children in history. Hopefully by now they're all dead or in jail.
by tumorocity April 10, 2008
Get the Closter mug.When you try to dress/act/be "normal" to conceal your weirdness in order to cope with the prejudices of society (because being weird is socially unexceptable, especially in most southern regions of the United States where individuality is not appreciated and in some cases, feared. And of course, not to forget, the American high school where these principles take on different vicious form themselves.) These factors tend to lead to the oppressed seeking an outlet for coping with these injustices of our society. However promising this way coping with the oppression of weirdos may seem in the beginning, this strategy tends to leave the closeted feeling empty, cronically depressed, and even more oppressed as anger starts to emerge.
Teen #1: Hey, you know Madison, there is reason to suspect that she is a closeted weirdo.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.
Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.
Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.
Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.
Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.
by Closeted Weirdo March 10, 2015
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Someone who is secretly a coward, but puts up a brave front until trouble appears.
Doesn't want to admit they are scared of a lot of things. The term goes a bit deeper into their personality than being just a "pussy" or "wuss"
Doesn't want to admit they are scared of a lot of things. The term goes a bit deeper into their personality than being just a "pussy" or "wuss"
ex:
Jake: Wow! That guy Shane is so cool! He said he'd take on those bullies head on!
Ashley: He says that all the time. He's actually a closeted coward. Once those bullies show up he'll run screaming.
Jake: Wow! That guy Shane is so cool! He said he'd take on those bullies head on!
Ashley: He says that all the time. He's actually a closeted coward. Once those bullies show up he'll run screaming.
by frostiewow July 21, 2015
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The site consisted of mainly children or manchildren, 10% of which were admins, often banning or deleting whatever they wanted on a whim.
The main community, the general community, would always have drama almost every single day, usually a user feigning depression, being a meanie weenie to someone, or sometimes something serious like pedophilia accusations (most of which were unfounded or a knee jerk reaction to something minor.)
Also Stoney is the best user on there and this totally isn't him writing this after living his best life and getting a wife and possibly a kid soon ;3
The site consisted of mainly children or manchildren, 10% of which were admins, often banning or deleting whatever they wanted on a whim.
The main community, the general community, would always have drama almost every single day, usually a user feigning depression, being a meanie weenie to someone, or sometimes something serious like pedophilia accusations (most of which were unfounded or a knee jerk reaction to something minor.)
Also Stoney is the best user on there and this totally isn't him writing this after living his best life and getting a wife and possibly a kid soon ;3
"I'm going on Closedverse"
"Be careful, man, Gnarly might infect you with his virgin status"
"Relax, man, it's Closedverse not Cedar."
"Be careful, man, Gnarly might infect you with his virgin status"
"Relax, man, it's Closedverse not Cedar."
by Opa Opa February 23, 2023
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Get the closter mug.A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.
When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
by The watcher of Wayne's world. March 12, 2012
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by rachel April 7, 2005
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