Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.
Tonight let's eye close someone.
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Television news music package composed by Al Ham in 1970 for WNAC-TV (Now WHDH-TV in Boston, MA, unrelated to the current WNAC in Providence, Rhode Island). The WNAC news director moved to WPVI-TV (formerly WFIL-TV) in Philadelphia, PA, and took the music with him, and spread to other stations across the U.S. (KFSN-TV 30 San Francisco, WJET-TV 24 Erie, WKBW-TV 7 Buffalo, ETC.), mostly used in the Northeast. Today, WPVI is the ONLY station to still use the theme after 35 years and still counting.
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{Example 1}
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?
Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!
Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.
{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)
Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!
Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?
Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!
Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.
{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)
Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!
Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.
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