The most terrifying thing in human existence! I’m still in the closet and the amount of times I have gone down to tell my parents and I’ve just chickened out
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by Mikazuki November 15, 2010
Get the Come Out of the Closet mug.(verb) to get rid of old things you don’t need anymore. (came from Eminem's song "Cleaning out my closet").
"I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet."
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.
Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.
Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.
by MrMostaza September 16, 2009
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Ruth: So you're saying she's exploding out of the closet?
Billie: What?
Ruth: So you're saying she's exploding out of the closet?
Billie: What?
by gengernenger January 8, 2015
Get the Exploding out of the closet mug.A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!
by Joey Schwartzman January 23, 2006
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