clobberstomp

to throw someone to the gound and beat them with great force and step on them repeatedly. this is usually very painfull (pending on who is doing the beating) but can also be very funny under the circumstances.

"scott, dont get clobberstomped."

"daniel i will clobberstomp you."

by garco August 17, 2007

clobber twat

someone who is acting like a big vagina

jordan was acting like such a clobber twat last night!

by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009

clobber

Noun. Clothes and personal belongings

Gonna get me some new clobber.

by KrishnaBoy December 1, 2003

Clobby

A shortened version of the phrase, 'Clinically Obese.'

Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey girlfriend, look at that fatty, too clobby for words!'
Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Is clobby contagious?'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'

by Lily ox October 10, 2008

clobbermagibb

To mercilessly own a bunch of noobs in a game causing their e-peens to become flaccid.

Those guys in dota last night sucked so bad, we straight up clobbermagibbed their asses!

by Phagthas December 2, 2007

Clobba

A further extrapolation of ni🅱️🅱️a as it can be made using all red emoji letters (🆑🅾️🅱️🅱️🅰️). Also a term to flippantly use instead of 'mate', 'fella' or 'cobber'.

Person 1: How are you Clobba?

Person 2: Not much, chief.

by bigclobba2001 December 13, 2017

Clobby

The clelf (clown elf) child of Dobby from Harry Potter and the clown Pennywise. Some people think Clobby is an abomination of our society, but I just think he's misunderstood.

When Clobby was exposed to the wokest iconography, his clussy became gaped.

by Clelmo November 3, 2017