Clintonism

A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.

Clintonism

"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"

"I promise to cut your taxes."

"I did not dodge the draft."

"I never inhaled."

"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."

"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."

by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009

Clintonia

Clintonia describes a name of a person that is the leader of E0 Clan.

Clintonia is too cool to worry about stuff like that!

by e0stryker February 22, 2009

Clintonization

The assassination, murder, or mysterious, quesitonable disappearance or death of a person or persons that have evidence to charge, prosecute, or deface Hillary or EX-President Bill Clinton.

All the parnters associated with Hillary Clinton's real estate scandal were victims of Clintonization.

source http://prorev.com/legacy.htm

ARKANSAS SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME

- Number of persons in the Clinton machine orbit who are alleged to have committed suicide: 9
- Number known to have been murdered: 12
- Number who died in plane crashes: 6
- Number who died in single car automobile accidents: 3
- Number of one-person skiing fatalities: 1
- Number of key witnesses who have died of heart attacks while in federal custody under questionable circumstances: 1
- Number of unexplained deaths: 4

by - Red-Blooded Patriot October 19, 2008

Clintonized

Using a cigar for other purposes than smoking.

Monica was clintonized by her boyfriend and she enjoyed it!

by wordmaven October 14, 2005

Clitorians

a group of sensitive, horny aliens looking to get rubbed the right way.

The clitorians came to earth looking for an orgy.

by slaughterdoll December 11, 2010

Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.

That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...

by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020

Clintonitis

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.

She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.

by azwonks October 24, 2016