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Cliftonism

The single most inappropriate thing to say at any given moment.
"I cosplay with myself."
by Perkar October 21, 2004
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Cliftonize

1. To completely and utterly destroy or dismember something. This is usually done out of childish rage or during a temper tantrum.
2. To talk a big game and give the appearance of a V.I.P. Only to then follow it up with pathetic results.
1. Brett: "Seriously man, I just Cliftonized that Weed-Whacker for the hell of it."
Kenny: It shouldn't have been talkin' all that smack. It got what it deserved.
2. Clifton: I'm gonna give that chunky dinner whore the ride of her life.
Brett: You better load up on Viagra or she will just feel Cliftonized like all other pathetic supposed hotties that laughed when you couldn't get it up.
Clifton: Shut up you Gay Douche Bag, she showed me her thong, she wants it. Cool Beans.
Brett: Shut the F*** up, you're such an ass clown. You'd better ask her how much she charges before you get so excited. Make sure you inquire about the minutes package. Those last 57 minutes of the hour will be quite ackward for both of you.
by Junk-in-the-Trunk February 26, 2008
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The drunkest street located off of "The Cut" in Cininnati/Clifton OH. A place were many people gather but dont remember leaving. Most likely weed, vodka, beer, whiskey, and Svedka are involved. There is at least a "Flora Brawl" once a week. synonyms/also confused with : black out drunk,gettin it in,kegger with handle of whiskey,andUC.
I dont remember last night..where did we go? Flora St (Clifton/Cincinnati)?
by Clifton Drunk April 24, 2011
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clifton horn

clifton horn watched me in the lockerroom
by dilllllllon January 15, 2019
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Clifton Community College

Also known as the University of Cincinnati, one of the most boring college campuses in America located right in the hood. Somehow ranked the fifth best school in Ohio, and loses to the dinky little school down the street every year.
Looks like Kaitlyn is studying at Clifton Community College next year. Must've only got into Mansfield!
by akidfromwestfake December 6, 2020
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King Clifton Leonardo Williams

King Clifton Leonardo Williams was created in 1984 in Hamburg, Germany. He is 6'7 and nicknamed Clifton MILLIONAIRE, but he really is a trillionaire. He doesn't age as of the moment he chose to be 16. He chose a legal birthday of November 12, 2004. He is a very handsome,talented, quite, intelligent and strong king. He is the brother of King Clifton who acted as King Abouku Demoli. King Clifton chose to attend St. George's High school in the Bahamas to keep a low profile as he is very hated for exposing The One World Order. Some say the order knows his location but is scared to pull up as he has over 200 kids of his own that he turned into an army. They say his nemesis Is Emmanuel Zonicle.
King Clifton Leonardo Williams is Inevitable
by Ebk getta crackin November 14, 2020
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Clifton, VA

A small civil-war era town in Fairfax County, originally known as Devereux Station in the 1800's. Many battles during the Civil War were fought near this town, such as in Bull Run. The town grew in both size and wealth dramatically in the late 1800's and early 1900's, due to increased tourism, and it's reputation as a Progressive Era town, housing the Ivakota Farm reform school. The town fell into disrepair during the Great Depression, and by the 1960's, had become nearly abandoned. As growth from Burke and Fairfax encroached on the region in the 1970s, laws were established permitting a minimum of 5 acres per home, prohibiting suburban growth in the town. The post-modern movement sought to preserve Northern Virginia's history, leading to revitalized interest in the town. As more and more wealthy residents moved in, home prices in the immediate area began to rise dramatically, and gentrification began in and around the town. In fact, through the 1970's, Clifton became known as a vacation spot for those escaping the stress of D.C., which can be seen in some of the era's homes, which resemble ski lodges. Throughout the 1980's and 1990's, the area surrounding the town became heavily built up, creating a whole new family atmosphere in the town, leading to the creation of events such as Clifton Day, The Clifton Homes Tour, the New Years Eve sleigh ride, The Clifton Car Show, and the Haunted Trail. In the 2000's, the town continued it's rise to become a popular tourist destination for those looking to take a step back to a Victorian-Era town with a history intertwined with the beginnings of Fairfax County. Clifton from it's inception to today is an great example of reinvigorated interest in our Nation's history, and the quintessential story of the small town.
Person A: Hey, are you heading down to Clifton, VA to sled at Frosty Meadows?

Person B: Yea, that one hill that almost crosses the frozen lake is amazing!
by TehFutureIsNow May 25, 2009
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