San Clemente, CA

Great place to retire, surf, or grab a quick bite to eat; Not very diverse politically, culinarily, or racially. Some parts suffer from Affluenza; Aside from being a surfing mecca, San Clemente doesn't really offer a unique experience of any kind.

Person 1: I live in San Clemente, CA
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!

Person 2: Just had a hunch...

Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life

by Redacted_Rectified December 23, 2020

Ethan Clemente

Chink Gook that likes jolin

Ethan Clemente is a chink gook

by anonymous December 23, 2021

San Clemente

where a bunch of hot people live

San Clemente has hot people

by football8731 November 24, 2011

san clemente boys

Disrespectful little shits also racist asf. They are all so hot tho. They fuck with homeless people and anyone they see. The best and funniest guys ever. Have the biggest egos and call everyone a fag but themselves. Also smoke hella weed. But living the life with there homies. Beat the shit outta anyone when there is a minor convenience.

Do you know the san clemente boys?
Yea i fuck with those guys

by billybobby168 February 8, 2021

clemente

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick

Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..

by Anonymous2488888888888 June 7, 2011

Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.

"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

by The Opinionated Atheist NZ May 24, 2017

CLEMENCADO

A girl who’s hair is a shade of beautiful orange, like a sunset, her eyes are as green as a sparkling emerald and her nose is cute as a button. Her smile is beautifully dimpled and can light up a whole room. She is amazing and incredible at helping people, when they need her most she doesn’t leave their side. She is so loyal and honest. She is smart, and so incredibly talented too! She is truly one that everyone needs in their life, and one who deserves to know her worth and to know just how perfect she is.

That girl has orange hair and green eyes! What a pretty clemencado

by Jelliebean June 29, 2020