An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
by YAWA March 14, 2018
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Guy 1: "haha Hey look its Peter Clegg!"
Peter Clegg: "hey my real name is jared clegg!"
Guy 2: "Haha i get it you combined his name with peter griffin!"
Peter Clegg: "hey my real name is jared clegg!"
Guy 2: "Haha i get it you combined his name with peter griffin!"
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ohh me cleggnuts are killing me, I need some real toilet paper, not this Izal grease-proof stuff, to get them off.
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The unfortunate situation, usually a result of poor or hasty wiping, of having dried poo entangled in the gooch pubic hair.
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