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charity shop 

a shop which people donate there unwanted junk to inorder for some poor etheopian kid to benifit from the sale.
a charity shop is my number one source for incomplete jigsaw puzzles
charity shop by ally pow January 6, 2006

charity shop 

"The band's clothes look like they were nicked from the local charity shop."
charity shop by Nupe January 6, 2004

charity spacker 

Someone heavily involved in the Universities Charities Campaign - goes out tin shaking across the nation, and has a very smug perpetual grin.
Watch out, here comes another charity spacker with a collecting tin.
charity spacker by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

Charity Slut 

Someone who gives their money to multiple charity organizations and flaunts the fact that they do so
Ex. 1: Susan is such a charity slut, she's always bragging about her donations to make herself seem better than people.

Ex. 2: Charity sluts may be annoying, but there have to be some in the world. If everyone were as cynical as you, the charities would never get donations!
Charity Slut by DJ Tomtom October 18, 2011

charity sex 

1) When a person has sex with a really ugly person, to make the ugly person feel better.

2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.

3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."

4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.

5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.
1)
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!

2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!

3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!

4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!

5)
a. Charity Sex!
charity sex by Rimshot Cognac August 22, 2011

Human charity shield 

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."