I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

claribel

The weirdest girl you will ever meet. She's smart, funny, caring and damn cute. She's the type of girl you stay home with to watch football on Sundays. She is a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. If you ever find her, keep her because a girl like this is hard to find.

Jason: I want to marry claribel she's different from all the other girls I truly love her
Steven: yeah I know what you mean, she's wifey material

by max the man November 27, 2012

Clarissa

Someone who is drop dead gorgeous and just the best. She has a voice like an angel. She smart and hilarious. She a real one she ain’t fake. She loves to sing. She loves her friends. She’s just amazing. There is no one like a Clarissa so if you know one don’t start drama with her because she’s a friend that will be with you for life.

Clarissa your so pretty!

by The best ever 11 March 4, 2018

Clarice

One who is very strong, friendly, good head on their shoulders, very trusting. A person with this name will thrive in any situation, but they do not like being the center of attention. Giving, loving, and cares about everyone else before themselves. Creative. Will stand up for themselves and do what is right for everyone.

Clarice is such a good worker!

by 21nativeAngels March 14, 2013

Clarissa/Rissa

A beautiful, kind, loving girl, who is willing to do anything for her friends,
she is also a gentle kind hearted person who is easy to approach, however she is shy at first but then becomes more comfortable to open her gob.
she loves her bestfriend and will always be there to pick up the pieces and defended them when vulnerable

she's such a clarissa/rissa for sticking up for her!!

by youmamamamalalalalala April 30, 2011

Clarissa

Clarissa is a lovable person, she always find the best in people. She has many different laughs, she never like to be alone, she is always out for an adventure. She doesn't care what anyone says about her. Has a nice ass and everyone is jealous of her. Makes lots of friends. Shy but once you meet her she is loud and funny. She always puts herself last because she wants everyone to be happy. She has a great smile, personality. She is a great person, caring, funny, loud. But don't get on her bad side.

Guy#1 did you see clarissa today?
Guy#2 no why
Guy#1 because she looks hella pretty today
Guy #2 wdym? She always looks pretty

by Missstealyourmans May 25, 2017

clarse

Class. Typically used in reference to football (soccer if you want to be wrong).

Unai Emery is a clarse manager.
Back in his prime, he was absolute clarse.

by My Nam Pickle Jeff March 20, 2021