Clarion, IA

A small, borring town with nothing to do but walk around and get in trouble. The high school is RIGHT next to a corn field....yes...a corn field, and all the girls get dolled up to go to sport events.

Dude! That place is so redneck, it's like Clarion, IA!

by Wisher40 August 22, 2009

clarion

A drunk redneck University town. Where the biggest attraction is the annual Autumn Leaf Festival and the newest attraction THE SUPER WALMART. Where all the redneck teen converge after 10pm to walk around and DO NOTHING. Where everyone who is anyone has met DEB, graduated from Clarion Area High School, attend or attended Clarion University, and now are one the shirtless and 300lbs list. Residents of Clarion Co. will live there work there and die there while hating in the process.
Local teens and most of the 20 crowd enjoy smoking weed and drinking in the closest wooded area, corn field, or parents basement.
Everyone is catholic, christian, or Zion and are narrow minded SOB's who enjoy square dancing and hitting up the ol' Moonshine.

"Hi, I'm from Clarion."
response->"Oh My Fucken God." and then run in terror.

by BryanOKYZACH September 5, 2005

Clarion

A girl who is always there for you,someone you can depend on a beautiful girl.

Look at clarion;she cute

by Katvax October 12, 2018

caimond

dickhead, that has so much money he fucks it on fortnite.

mom caimonds being a dickhead

by shfjsfhjgfshfgjhfgsjfgdfdshfjg January 16, 2018

Claremont hole

A hole in a story into which sub-plots fall, forgotten forever. Taken from Chris Claremont, former writer of the X-Men, who left dozens, if not hundreds, of stories unfinished.

"How come in the TV show 'Birds of Prey', all the main characters are said to have jobs, but they never go to them and they never seem to be fired from them either?"

"Ah, their jobs fell down a Claremont hole."

by StSean March 13, 2010

Clarinda Middle School

A terrible school with great teachers & full of annoying kids.

"Hey you ready for a fun day of middle school?"
"At clarinda middle school?? No thanks!"

by pPpPigggo November 11, 2018

Claremont

Claremont- Loud, with a capital L.they are loveable and kinda weird and random. the woman more so than then men. Female Claremonts are often smart, witty, good looking and very creative. whereas male claremonts are sporty and er annoying.

ohh ur such a claremont...

by Marshmellow23 October 20, 2008