clarence

To pleasure a girl by rubbing only her clit.

My girlfriend doesn't really like being fingered, shes more into being clarenced.

by J-Wit July 24, 2008

Clarence Thomas

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.

Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"

by watchdoggie June 25, 2009

clarence thomased

(verb) to be clarence Thomased is to put pubic hair or hairs on someones food or drink. It is derived from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is reported to have put pubic hair on a female colleagues coke and then laughed at her about it.

After Ricky drank the cup with the pubic hair in it, Ron screamed out: You've just been clarence thomased nigga!

by cdrosa August 3, 2006

Clearance Only Clothes

Clothes that are only magically seen on the clearance rack. Ussually found in the form of ugly fuzzy sweaters or animal print pants. These clothes are never ever sold at normal price or displayed in conspicuous areas.

"OMG this is a 75% clearance rack!" Susie

"Yay! Let's check it out!" Jill

"Oh damn this is all clearance only clothes." Susie

"I think my Grandma has this sweater." Jill

by Becky Sweenie April 21, 2007

Clarence

Name given to extremely intellegent people. IQ is always above 200. Usually, these people are metrosexual (third definition) and are extremely sexy. Also, people with the name Clarence have notoriously large balls. Their sexual preference is often.

Trevor: "I hate you"
Clarence: (punches the shit out of Trevor)
Trevor: I'm a shit
Clarence: "I know. Time to die, bitch." (shoots of Trevor's head with a Golden Eagle)
Trevor: "Im a dead bitch"
-or--
Emiley: Jeez im skinny
Clarence: Yep, bitch.
Emiley: That's mean.
Clarence: Thats right.
Emiley: You're an asshole
Clarence takes uzi from airtight Speedo and caps Emiley.

by Ima Bawsterd March 28, 2008

clarence kennedy

A strong ass mother fucker, that does Olympic weightlifting.

Person 1: Do you Know Clarence Kennedy?
Person 2: YEah that dude with the 230kg clean and jerk

by vegetaisvegan April 2, 2021

clearance

a good deal on clothing.

oh my god...look at the clearance rack...that shirt is only $5 dollars!

by little_tunny July 18, 2005