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Claptard

British slang
Someone who (during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020) clapped loudly every Thursday night at 8pm but did not actually do anything to support the NHS.
Also, typically a staunch supporter of the political party which consistently made cuts to the NHS, resulting in its underfunding and inability to properly protect its staff with the appropriate equipment.
My neighbours are a bunch of Tory claptards.

George didn't donate to the NHS PPE crowdfunder. He's such a claptard.
by batmans_arse April 17, 2020
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cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.
Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!
by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020
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Lady cupboard

Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.
I am feeling frisky, I need you to clean out my lady cupboard with your gorgeous tongue.
by Bazildog November 4, 2020
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Flour in the cupboard

If you are still living with your parents, and your partner starts leaving their junk at your house, it's called "flour in the cupboard"
Brad: I don't think my parents would mind me bringing a girl home
Bobby: They might if she puts her flour in the cupboard
by Wyndstorm December 17, 2008
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black cat in a coal cupboard

An analogy to keeping something secret. Or for keeping something dark or quiet.
Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!

Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!
by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011
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Mud Cupboard

Noun: Arse, rectum, bum cavity, etc.
She told me she loves it up the mud cupboard but I reckon it's just coz it's closing time and she still hasn't pulled anyone.
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cupboardy

adj. descriptive of something cupboard-like
dude that is sooooo cupboardy
by Jebus Christ March 13, 2004
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