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clancing

the act of dancing while cleaning, usually to loud, upbeat music.
Yeah, I've been clancing all morning.
by renegadespork July 7, 2010
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Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.
1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.
by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006
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dance cleaning

where you put on fast paced music and dance around like an idiot while cleaning. helps get cleaning done faster and is definitely more fun. very funny to watch when the person who is dance cleaning doesn't know you are there.
"Dude, look at that window. Tim is totally dance cleaning in there."
by sksyes October 31, 2009
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Regina claming

1
to become butt hurt over something someone said about someone else with the same name

2
recreationally policing the interweb with the wishful thinking that everyone should be at least at closed minded
"I am the Regina in question and I refuse that my name be used for inflammatory purposes on the internet. I have been victim of harassement because of this definition. Please remove this definition immediately or I will need to take legal action. " Regina claming again! How the fuck could she be so arrogant to think every regina on the internet is her?

Refuse all you want! What you want does NOT outweigh freedom of speech, Regina claming asshole. Yeah, free speech is free to be fucking offensive. You DO NOT have any right to be not-offended, shitheadtart. The first amendment exists to protect UNpopular speech. Get a fucking clue or dozen. GTFO
by box of offensive words June 18, 2013
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cleaning up eggs

When you clean up all the messy cum after sex.
Eggs refer to your testicles because they look like eggs and your testicles are your nuts so you are cleaning up the excess nut.
"Michael is the best egg cleaner I know, ever since last year he's been cleaning up eggs."
by mliky December 27, 2020
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BS cleaning

When "cleaning", simply taking the assorted mess of objects strewn across the center of the room, and moving them to the sides of the room. This creates the illusion of clean space in the room.
"My mom told me to clean my room but that will take hours, if i do some BS cleaning it will only take me five minutes!"
by juliamarie November 29, 2007
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