A way of typing words online to:
1) Quickly get your message across
2) Annoy someone out of their heads
It often abbreviates words with single letters and replaces an s at the end of a word with a z. It also uses numbers as letters.
Ex:
1=L
3=E
4=A
5=S
7=T
0=O
1) Quickly get your message across
2) Annoy someone out of their heads
It often abbreviates words with single letters and replaces an s at the end of a word with a z. It also uses numbers as letters.
Ex:
1=L
3=E
4=A
5=S
7=T
0=O
(Chatspeak user): Lyk lolz0rz I pwn u!!!11!!!1!!1!1
(Normal person): Oh wow. You actually spelt 1 word right in that sentence! *applause*
(Chatspeak user): Lyk d0n7 b3 gell0us 0f mi m4d 5ki115 no0bz0rz
(Normal Person): Oh my god, just be stupid alone
(Chatspeak User): C u l8r nubz0rz
(Normal Person) Ughhh...
(Normal person): Oh wow. You actually spelt 1 word right in that sentence! *applause*
(Chatspeak user): Lyk d0n7 b3 gell0us 0f mi m4d 5ki115 no0bz0rz
(Normal Person): Oh my god, just be stupid alone
(Chatspeak User): C u l8r nubz0rz
(Normal Person) Ughhh...
by Need a Name August 22, 2007
Get the chatspeak mug.Chavspeak is one word to describe the language that is spoken by the subhuman Chav race. It is hard to understand especially when spoken fast as in rap music songs, or a show of anger. A visitor to the UK should learn this language for thier own safety.
example of the chavspeak language
Chav: "'Ay check out da f**king goff, trash im!"
Goth: "Go away,scumbag!"
Chav: "Oi y'startin, y'startin, I'll spark ya'out cold!"
*Goth grabs the bling round the offender's neck*
Chav: " f..fking gerroff, y'killin mi!"
*Chav collapses half dead in some mud and the Goth walks away.*
Chav: "'Ay check out da f**king goff, trash im!"
Goth: "Go away,scumbag!"
Chav: "Oi y'startin, y'startin, I'll spark ya'out cold!"
*Goth grabs the bling round the offender's neck*
Chav: " f..fking gerroff, y'killin mi!"
*Chav collapses half dead in some mud and the Goth walks away.*
by Jamesuddin May 13, 2006
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clamspeak • clamsteak • Chatspeak • chavspeak • Catspeak • clamshake • clamsplain • Clamsplaining • crapspeak • reality chatspeak
that sucks will become dat sux
rocks will become rox
chatter1: oh man... dat sux
chatter2: i hate chatspeak.
rocks will become rox
chatter1: oh man... dat sux
chatter2: i hate chatspeak.
by haterposer January 15, 2007
Get the chatspeak mug.1. The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing, e.g., Womansplaining.
2. When a woman uses bigoted, illogical rhetoric, or ask questions that she doesn't really want an answer to, to "shut a man down." Usually used so the woman can feel superior to the male she is speaking with.
3. When a woman interprets what a man says, not by the words he is saying, but by what her mind "knows" he is thinking behind the words that he is saying; because she "knows" what his thoughts, motivations, and intentions "really"mean and not what he intended by the words he used to begin with, womansplain. With this ready knowledge of what he "really" means and disregarding what he said, she will then craft what she believes to be an appropriate response.
2. When a woman uses bigoted, illogical rhetoric, or ask questions that she doesn't really want an answer to, to "shut a man down." Usually used so the woman can feel superior to the male she is speaking with.
3. When a woman interprets what a man says, not by the words he is saying, but by what her mind "knows" he is thinking behind the words that he is saying; because she "knows" what his thoughts, motivations, and intentions "really"mean and not what he intended by the words he used to begin with, womansplain. With this ready knowledge of what he "really" means and disregarding what he said, she will then craft what she believes to be an appropriate response.
"I was trying to answer her question when suddenly she started clamsplaining how my answer isn't valid because I'm a man."
Man 1: "My girlfriend didn't speak to me for three days."
Man 2: "No way! What happened?"
Man 1: "I asked her if she wanted me to go to the gym with Marc and I."
Man 2: "What? That's no reason to give anyone the silent treatment."
Man 1: "When I finally convinced her to speak to me, she said that I called her "fat" in front of Marc."
Man 1: "My girlfriend didn't speak to me for three days."
Man 2: "No way! What happened?"
Man 1: "I asked her if she wanted me to go to the gym with Marc and I."
Man 2: "What? That's no reason to give anyone the silent treatment."
Man 1: "When I finally convinced her to speak to me, she said that I called her "fat" in front of Marc."
by Kintsugi Haikyo November 26, 2019
Get the Clamsplaining mug.The shortening of words and adding of numbers, usually used on an instant messenger service, that makes you look incredibly stupid. Usually makes no sense, and is hard to decipher. Rarely paired with correct spelling and punctuation. Also known as idiotspeak.
by Eponine March 23, 2004
Get the Chatspeak mug.It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: chat syndrome
by Tiller August 1, 2005
Get the reality chatspeak mug.Something stupid that's VERY hard to read. And it's really annoying. I mean it's faster to type, "Are you going to the park?" rather than "r u gng 2 da prk 2dy?"
Most chatspeak can be put into categoreis. Let's use "Want to go to the movies with me?"
girly - wnt to go to daa moviiis 2niite?
Characteristics: uses 'i' alot and stretches it out. example: todaii, mii, okii. sometimes says "u wus" instead of "you were".
inverted: wAnT 2 gO 2 dA mOViEz 2NiTe?
I honestly don't see how tying like that is faster.
z's and numbers: wnt 2 go 2 daz moviz 2nitz?
says "z" alot and uses numbers to replace words.
Most chatspeak can be put into categoreis. Let's use "Want to go to the movies with me?"
girly - wnt to go to daa moviiis 2niite?
Characteristics: uses 'i' alot and stretches it out. example: todaii, mii, okii. sometimes says "u wus" instead of "you were".
inverted: wAnT 2 gO 2 dA mOViEz 2NiTe?
I honestly don't see how tying like that is faster.
z's and numbers: wnt 2 go 2 daz moviz 2nitz?
says "z" alot and uses numbers to replace words.
chatspeak on MSN:
halo!!!!1!1!
Hi.
WuZZ upz ma homiii?
Shut up.
o CoM on!
No.
u no dat chik i wuz telin u bot?
No.
*blocked*
or random chatspeak like:
dhgsudkhldf dude? ROFL ROFL ROFLCOPTURRR! fjh 2nite gdjh go to the bnkj?
- g2g. <3!
halo!!!!1!1!
Hi.
WuZZ upz ma homiii?
Shut up.
o CoM on!
No.
u no dat chik i wuz telin u bot?
No.
*blocked*
or random chatspeak like:
dhgsudkhldf dude? ROFL ROFL ROFLCOPTURRR! fjh 2nite gdjh go to the bnkj?
- g2g. <3!
by Roxiee May 16, 2008
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