clamonia

Vaginal pnemonia or illness on the clam.

You better leave that bitch alone she might put some clamonia on ya.

by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020

champound

A word used in stoner culture to intellectually describe the state of mind while demolished.
( chair bound ).

” two words while one word while every single meaning”.

(Bong cone sinks attractively),- imma bout to champound myself

by Champound April 13, 2023

Benjamin Clamp

The act of putting one hundred dollar bill in between one's scrotum and penis.

Little did the man know that this particular stripper's signature move was the Benjamin Clamp.

by mrlejonbrames July 26, 2014

that’s SO Clampett

A phrase used to disparage something, usually something very déclassé that someone wears or the manner in which a person has decorated their home, taken from the popular sixties’ TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies” which featured the endlessly low-brow nouveau riche hicks, the Clampett family.

Oh my, that’s SO Clampett; look at this horrifyingly backward, bumpkin decor!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

strumming the clamjo

Female masturbation.

My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

by Chuck Groom August 28, 2007

El Campo

El Campo is the redest redneck town in the south. If your from El Campo you most likely know who kevin Fowler is and you love crowding at the Ricebird stadium on Friday night to watch the Ricebirds kick ass. El Camponians love country. And it wouldn't be El Campo if it didn't have the most underage drinking. Kids in EC live for alcohol.And kids love to head out to El Maton to the Emotions dances.

Person 1: Dude your from El CAmpo?
Person 2: Yeah dude. Why?
Person 1: i hear ya'll drink way too much and watch too much football.
Person2: Yeah dude that us, thats all we got to do.

by El Campo PPL October 19, 2008

C-Clamp

When you are working a girl's clit with your thumb, and you stick a finger, usually middle, (off the same hand) in her ass. Similar to the shocker. Also, a litmus test for anal.

I was working working her clit, and C-Clamped her, she liked it.

by wode May 29, 2009