Tri-Cities

Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite? This is the Tri-Cities in a snap-shot, however, we were blessed with better clothes. Tri-Cities, Washington is comprised of three small towns: Kennewick, Richland, and Pasco. Kennewick is known as the town with a low crime rate, Pasco as the one with the barrios however also housing the richest of the rich along the Columbia River, and Richland is there in the middle (reg. crime, nicer houses than Kennewick). However the most interesting part about this little city is the 3 basic job categories: Illegal Mexican immigrant/druggie, Farmer, or Government worker(the Tri-Cities has one of the largest rates of PhD's per capita in WA). Not exactly Tiny-Town, U.S.A. considering that during the Cold War the Hanford Nuclear Reservation made (and managed to spill most of) the Plutonium used to manufacture nuclear weaponry. We don't need flash lights since the berries along the river shine with a lime green radioactive light. Not to be totally negative, I'd have to say that the farmers raise us a BEAUTIFUL crop of teenage boys. At Clearwater and Columbia Center Bldv. is our local skyscraper, topping a monumentous 4 stories. Referred to commonly as "The Flash Cube", this building resembles an olden-days camera flash cube. But possibly my favorite tourism site, is our dinosaur population. Out in a field in Pasco, lives out resident Brachiosaurus. Towering over the small rural road like a scarecrow over the wheat-feilds and pig sties of the area. Granted, this dino is just plastic, but honestly, how many towns can boast they they have a 10foot "scare-crow"? Normal little town? I think not.

The Tri-Cities...(insert line from Napoleon Dynamite here)

by Adrie May 25, 2006

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citidiot

Someone from the City who ventures to the country for small periods of time for "vacation" and annoys the hell out of country folk.

Someone defined by the following characteristics:

1. Someone who needs indoor plumbing on a regular basis (regular showers)
2. Someone who cannot build a camp fire
3. Someone who cannot put up a tent
4. Someone who wears cologne/perfume outside of the city/suburb
5. Someone who knows nothing of the country, country music or country etiquette
6. Someone who cannot survive without technology
7. Someone who complains about the country, when in the country, to country people while boasting about the city
8. Someone who is sacred of local wildlife and continually asks "what's that smell/noise?"
9. Someone who can't defend themselves against Mosquitoes

10. Someone who confuses plaid and flannel

Jamie's such a citidiot, why did we invite him camping?

by ginger_rdp August 28, 2014

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Twin Cities Slider

A hand job lubricated with mustard (definitely not dijon). Also known as the TC Slider. Similar to the Kansas City Slider (KC Slider).

My girl is so kanky she gave me a Twin Cities Slider in the bathroom at the Metrodome.

by K. Puckett July 19, 2006

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'cited

Short for excited.

"I got front row tickets to see Iron Maiden!!! I'm 'cited!!!"

"I'm going to the reggae festival this weekend!"
"Yay! Are you 'cited?!"

by Tuney Lew August 22, 2008

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bristol cities

In Cockney slang it means "titties."

A fine pair of bristols (cities)

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Some words in cockney slang are fequently abbreviated. A cockney may say "A fine pair of bristols" instead of saying " A fine pair of bristol cities."

by magicianfromriga2 August 7, 2010

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