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citiot

urban or suburban dweller with no common sense, clue or concept of reality; expects the police to "protect" them; believes in dialing 911 rather than arming themselves to protect their home or property even though the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled numerous times that the police are not there to protect us due to liability reasons; wants law enforcement to disarm the populace because they're too cowardly to take back their own streets and communities from drug dealers and gang bangers; thinks their food comes from the supermarket and wouldn't hurt a little furry creature; sees nothing but concrete and asphalt all day and thus believes "environmental" propaganda that leads to destruction of private property rights and rural lifestyles; donates money to "environmental" and "conservation" groups who ultimately want to destroy all property rights including those of city and suburban dwellers; have never seen a new freedom or Liberty destroying law that they don't like because it will make them "feel" safer; would vote for the devil himself if he promised to A. send them a govt. check, B. soothe their false conscience by electing someone to hire someone to stick a gun in their neighbor's face because they claim they feel sorry for someone else, C. make them feel "safe" by disarming their neighbors who do have the courage to defend their own lives and property; believes all the stereotypical propaganda they've ever heard about gun totin' four-wheel-drive ownin' rednecks.
That map of presidential election results in 2002 showed clearly that the citiots overwhelmingly supported Al Gore while the rural people, who still have some common sense and values, voted for Dubya.
by Barry Bright December 29, 2003
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Citidiot

Someone from upstate New York that goes into the hamptons or any rural area and causes accidents and traffic and is just plain rude.
Manager: You're late to work again

Employee: it's summer you know how that is

Manager: oh yeah those damn citidiots causing all that traffic
by Hamptonsslang July 27, 2014
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Cityiot

City Idiot (A city employee who can’t preform basic job tasks).
Look at that garbage truck driver, they are driving with the rear door open and trash is blowing out! What a Cityiot!
by Classic Tex April 13, 2023
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Citidiot

Someone from a city that is in a rural area. A citidiot is labled this from podunkers because well because they are labled as podunkers.
How can you tell who is a citidiot and who is a podunker? One uses the bathroom the other pees off their front porch when there is a bathroom within 5 feet.
by inpodunkhell August 6, 2009
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Citiot

A modern-day term for Village Idiot.
by Viking Guy May 16, 2007
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Citiot

Often used by residents of tourist areas in Ontario Canada to refer to city people from the GTA who come to their towns and have zero regard for the residents, nature and life in the town.
Barrie resident: Damn, what’s with all the garbage on the beach?

Wasaga Beach resident: Dude it was a weekend in Wasaga, the citiots were here...

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Wasaga Beach resident: Shit did you see that citiot flying down Mosley doing 140?

Wasaga Beach resident 2: Nah that wasn’t a citiot, that was a Collingwood kid.

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Kid: Mom!! What’s all that noise it’s 2 am i’m trying to sleep!

Mom: It’s the citiots outside hunny! They’re drunk and lighting fireworks and running around! Don’t worry the summer will pass.
by Wasaga-guy September 23, 2020
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Cidiot

Person from the city who came up to the mountains and destroyed it.
That cidiot left their trash in the forest and didn't pick up after themselves.
by Mtn Momma October 17, 2020
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