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An unlicensed pharmacist or drug dealer who does not like any communication - other than face-to-face communication - that involves terms associated with the commerce of illegal drugs.

This includes reference or mention of illegal drugs, terms, amounts, intentions, or other language that would likely arouse the suspicion of law enforcement officers, should they become aware of the communication.

CIA refers to the United States Central Intelligence Agency. It does not mean that the CIA person is afraid that the CIA is monitoring him. Rather, CIA is used to indicate law enforcement agencies and agents in general.
A CIA person will get upset if such language is used in text messages, phone calls, voice messages, or any other communication method aside from the direct, face-to-face type.

A CIA person must assume on some level that his communication methods are being monitored or will be checked by law enforcement, and used as evidence to prosecute him or her in court.
You know that new guy I'm getting my drugs from? He's a total CIA person. He really laid into me when I went to pick up this bag, since I'd sent him a text message asking him if I could come over to get that 8-ball and quarter sack.
by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere February 5, 2010
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CIA BOT

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The one who is an uneducated ignorant deluded fuck that doesn't accept probable facts and still licking Mike Pompeo's corndog 24/7.

These are the ones who are a certified retard bots who spreads racism, propaganda, misinformation and always love to put Google map grainy shitty satellite images to prove their lies.

These are the ones who was paid by one eye sex cult satanism in disguise illuminati to attack China just because China's freemasonry is not a sex cult satanism in disguise unlike them.

These are the ones who like to accuse the identity of their opponent while avoiding the main subject.
I posted a website link coming from the official website of ABC news "deadly respiratory virus outbreak in USA on July 2019" followed by the shutting down of Fort detrick bio lab on August 2019. Then a CIA BOT appeared from outta nowhere and saying that my link was a conspiracy.

I saw the comment of a CIA bot saying that on the whole year 2019, Only Wuhan lab was the first to be shut down. Then I send a link coming from New York Times official website reported that "A deadly germ lab was shut down on August 2019 due to safety violation" And the CIA bot regards the subject and replied, Is there a VPN in China ?

That dude said that the respiratory outbreak was FIRST identified from China on December 2019. then i ask him, did you use google to research for other facts? then the CIA bot said no wumao i didn't, I only use one source coming from my daddy Mike pompeo to use it to attack against China. I ask him again, did you know that USA have respiratory outbreak on July 2019? the CIA bot avoids my question again and attack my identity by saying CCP virus to escape the argument
by NotAStateActor August 23, 2021
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cia goggles

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the girls on Culinary institute campus are so limited and so ugly that it's like Drunk goggles, you need to look though these, and drunk goggles to find a good looking girl.
"dude, she's hot as hell,"
"no she's not"
"sorry i've been on campus all day let me take off my CIA goggles...
Damn she is ugly as hell"
by seabiscuit April 21, 2006
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CIA

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Central Intelligence Agency, all a long-winded word for the biggest crack dealer of them all
by BushSux January 7, 2007
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Cia is a Beautiful woman who Has a body from a Goddess, great looks, and smile that will brighten up your mood. She is extremley nice and someone you would want to have as your friend. However, Cia is not one to mess with for she will beat the pure shit out of anyone that tries her.
"I got me a Cia"
"My bestfriend is Cia and she'll beat your ass for me"
by Black Reign July 24, 2019
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Party in the CIA

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An epic song, which is a parody of Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. The song was sung by America's most beloved musician and parodist, Weird Al Yankovic.
I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing for another undercover mission
That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on
Got my dark sunglasses on
And I had my weapon drawn
So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills
My classified dossier
Tapping the phones like, yeah
Shredding the files like, yeah
I memorized all the enemy spies
I've got to neutralize today
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA-
Babe, I swear, for the last fucking time, stop singing that damn song for the 20th time!!!
by iranoutofideas724 June 5, 2023
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cia

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CIA: Corrupt Imperialist Assholes. Supposedly an intelligence gathering agency, but its primary function is to make the world safe for McDonald's by fucking with anyone who threatens the elite's access to natural resources - more specifically, an agency who's primary function is to make the world safe for those who have controlling shares of large, American corporations. propaganda evil brainwashing waterboarding satan cult new world order
Dick Cheney to George Bush: "Remember George, just keep reading the goat story to those children after I give the go to the CIA to do the Twin Towers. By Satan, we'll show those renegade Taliban fucks who really owns those poppy fields and that oil pipeline! After that, we'll teach that stupid prick, Saddam, that the only good dictator is the one who follows fucking orders!"
by Scott Vines November 6, 2007
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