chud

a shit like substance, or undescribable substance; can be found on the human body, or anywere else. ex. bathroom, garage, basement, woods etc...etc...

i found this white chud under my nut sack dude.

ew!! look at this chud in the fridge.

i stepped in some chud back crossing the creek.

by fat nutz October 14, 2007

chud

Alaskan slang for being very drunk

Last night I got chudified. Every one at the party was chud.

by Monilou June 30, 2006

chud

a penis that is wider than it is long

eww i heard he has a chud.

by emalooo May 29, 2007

chud

Noun: A penis that is wider than it is long.

Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: It was awful! I went to fuck him but he had a chud! It was gross!
Girl 1: Ew chuds are absolutely nasty.

by Benji Rolotti July 6, 2008

chud

a 4x4 gang located in south central ohio dedicated to straight axel preformance.

them team chud boys were out tearin up the streets.

by inline6 January 27, 2010

chud

Chud is the fat that bulges out when an overweight female wears a shirt that is too tight for her and/or wears pants that are too low. Chud is loosely based on the base system. 1st base being the stomach chud of a fat chick, 2nd base is the side fat that shows up, 3rd base is the back chud that is visible (back chud is the rarest form of chud), and a home-run is when a fat chick has all three kinds of chud and also has a little bit of ass crack showing at the same time.

Ed: "Hey man check out the chud on that chick over there."
John: "Oh no she's bending over and it looks like she just hit a home-run. I think I might throw up."

by Swany July 26, 2008

chud

a dick that resembles a cube in shape; a penis that is wide and also small in length.

Hey, Hilcke has a chud!

by Kano March 9, 2005