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cutting a cuban

It's like cutting a cigar, but Cutting a Cuban is a one wiper upon completion

Bro I was just in the bathroom and I was Cutting a Cuban. One wipe and goodnight dude!
by Brosephguay February 22, 2018
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Cuban Cunt Cough

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke
My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns
by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010
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Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010
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Cuban Underduck

When you bend your dick down and back, and a girl blows you from behind with her nose on your butt hole.
"I got a dandy Cuban Underduck from the broad I met at the bar last night."
by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016
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chubalabaphant

When you’re so overweight even your pull up pants don’t fit.
I tried to wear my fat pants today but I couldn’t pull them up since I’m a chubalabaphant.
by dawnnhelene October 28, 2021
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Chubsnifferus

A semiwood wanting to sniff a vagina.
Seeing Sally bent over gave me a chubsnifferus!
by Jmoe102 November 1, 2022
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go Chugani

When a Hong Kong police supporter switches side to become anti-government after experiencing police brutality
After being beaten up by the Hong Kong police inside the subway train, both Mohen and Michael went full-blown Chugani (go Chugani) and turned into born-again yellow ribbon activists.
by DWesley October 21, 2019
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