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Chris Wong

Australian Fitness Icon. Specialises in CrossFit, Weight Lifting, Running and training all of the above.

AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.
Look at that Boss over there - he's almost as good as Chris Wong? hahaha only joking, no one is as buff as Chris Wong.

no homo.
by deadlifter88 October 27, 2011
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Chrisonica

Combination of Christmas and Hanukkah
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)

in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?

Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.

Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"

(Susan Miller c 1986)
by Ed Austin January 1, 2006
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Chriswin

Guy from India named after a bakery near his house. Lovess economics, reading articles and books and playing b-ball.
Has decent international exposure and would welcome any investment banker reading this to hit him up rn.
Ok da Chriswin, ok da.
by ChantRjkmr February 22, 2021
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Christing Off

Born again christian who talks about nothing other than Jesus Christ.
1) Frank: "Where is John today?"

Bill: "John is at church Christing off"

2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"

3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"
by Spacecadet August 14, 2012
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Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them
"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."
by aigle March 14, 2020
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Chrismonster

A person who is highly obsessed with another person named Chris. Can be altered by switching out the name for someone else's. ex: "Jakemonster".
Man, Annalee used to be a total Chrismonster; She used to be completely obsessed by him.
by dasNachtmahr May 14, 2008
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chrisonie

nice,very caring,not afraid to fight,only like one person
hi i'm chrisonie
by Chrisonie November 2, 2017
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