christcore

Kid who listens to shitty metalcore, most likely wll start a band with other kids whose parents bought them Mesa dual rectifiers and $2000 drum sets.

Lyrics are usually dumbed down to mix with the breakdowns and two-step parts of traditional metalcore.

A christcore kid is basically a kid who wants to be in a metalcore band, but doesn't want to make his/her rich parents look bad. He/she totes on about Christ, with a "metal" spice when all he is doing is looking like an idiot and spewing bullshit in order to lure in dozens of post-teenage girls to their 'intense and inspirational' display of faggotry.

Typical christcore breakdown:

*cue stage pile

"SHOW ME YOUR FAITH!!!1!" (china crash) CHUGGA CHUG...CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGA CHUG...

by eleventyfirst January 29, 2008

Christey

(pronounced Christ-eee) someone who is overly in love with jesus christ, to the point where he gives of a foul religious scent that would make someone want to nail themselves to a cross

alright alright i get it your in love jesus he's the savior just shut the fuck up christey

by David Kinsman April 29, 2008

Christory

Events that have taken place through out someone's life named Chris.

Chris - The day when I got sun burnt all over was a bleak day in Christory.

Jon, - I was there, I know exactly what you mean

by WiredTangenT December 15, 2009

Cristorey

The fear of every lawn.

Cristorey comes to every house early in the morning to cut your grass. He is so sneaky, you won't even know he is under you'r bed!

by Kayla Oliver October 11, 2008

christofer

absolute bitch should never trust him plays with girls feelings and doesn’t care about anyone else except himself

christofer is a bitch

by hshabs April 22, 2020

Christress

The time around Christmas that gets people stressed out. Can be used pertaining to the "War on Christmas". What family members feel, knowing they have to interact with each other this holiday. Going shopping in malls, and heavily populated places could cause this stress.

The moment I awoke on black Friday, I felt the Christress kick me in the ass. Megyn Kelly might have been experiencing Christress while blurting out "Santa is white".

by BrilliantBill, KaoticKimmy December 23, 2013

christoferqvist

Men with the name listed above is always smarter than bother Henriks and Mellkers. And the fysikaliska apornas of an ChristoferQvist is always summary the best

Dame you lock like a ChristoferQvist

by Chrisse3Q December 13, 2016